Terms of Service
Last updated: april 2026
Just for fun — seriously
getcooked.live is a comedy app. The AI is rude on purpose, and every roast is generated by a machine that does not know you, does not mean it, and has no opinion that matters. Treat everything it says as entertainment. It is not advice of any kind — not about your looks, your style, your health, your relationships, or your life.
Not for anyone in crisis
If you are struggling with your mental health, self-image, body image, or thoughts of self-harm, please do not use this app. It will say mean things on purpose. Talk to someone who actually cares: in the US call or text 988, in the UK call Samaritans on 116 123, in the EU call 112, or find a local helpline at findahelpline.com. We are not qualified to help and this app is not a substitute for professional support.
Subscriptions
Pro subscriptions are billed monthly at $5.99/month. You can cancel anytime through the billing portal. Cancellation takes effect at the end of the current billing period.
Content
You retain ownership of everything your camera captures. We receive a temporary, in-memory license to process those frames for the sole purpose of generating a roast. Frames are never stored. Clips you save are stored on your device only.
Limitation of liability
getcooked.live is provided "as is" without warranties. We are not responsible for how the roasts make you feel or for any decisions you make based on them. If you don’t like what the AI says, close the app.